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THE BLAA SHOP IS OPEN The products are in USDOLLERS, so click the image below to convert.
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Hey!
About 3 months ago I became pretty sick and couldn't work in my job. With college starting September I began to obviously panic about the cost of going to college and realising all I had to my name was the lint in my pocket. Without working the situation obviously didn't look to good so I decided to start a new classified Ads website www.itsgottago.ie to try raise funds to go back to college.
So here it is, up and running and doing pretty well but unfortunately missed the registration deadline so Iv taken a year out to work on my site.
If you can please support it by placing anything you have for sale on the site I would appreciate it.
www.itsgottago.ie
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Hi Mad blaa. Mental-Patient calling from just outside Brussels. Coming home today after spending a few unwanted days over here.It is true what they say about this place.My god it is boring. There is one thing I can say, the beer is beautiful. It would have to be to make up for everything else.Most of the food is not very nice only for their filled french bread rolls which are amazing.Pissed rain for most of the time. Sun only starting to come out now. very expencive place too. just had to fork out 42euro for two breakfasts in the hotel.
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I dont know the bouncers name but he is always on the door on Rubys lounge, about 45 years old, moustashe, you will all know him, anyway his good manners and nice approach to customers is a lesson to be learned by all you steriod driven, pill popin, arse watching morons who patrol our doorways of shame everynight. A bit more of this bouncer and a bit less of Max and Padddy is where its at. A good bouncer can charm trouble out of a bar not antaganize it.
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My ENTRIES are ;
1... porn on the fourth of july.
2.... cape rear.
3..... bonnie brasco.
4.... little miss *****shine.
5.... inspect her gadget.
6...... fanny hall.
7...... the slapper,(roddy Doyle)
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I took some time out of work last year, six months to be exact, and traveled to good old aus and southern asia for six months. When I was abroad i would keep up to date with the premiership matches thru ESPN the asian live football network. I was told by a guy from Cork that he had got this station at home on his dish for a one off payment 300 euros to be exact. Great i said to myself couldnt wait to get home and get this set up.
Of course true to form when I came home to our beloved town I asked people where to go and all roads led to pat toners humble den of of eastern promise i hoped.
When I entered this alladins cave, looking very like wandely wagan, I should have guessed, when I asked him the question
Did he hear of this system, he immediately suggested that I BUY a copy of satalite monthly so HE could see what I was talking about. Know i knew at this stage that i would have gotten more sense from judge the dog or forty coats, anyway i went to get this magazine in the book centre, only to be told it was not published anymore it became a new name, which eventually i obtained. Now why at this stage shold I be paying out after all if he was really interested in takin this job on and receive 300 euros for a days graft he should have a fair idea i taught to myself.
Anyway I went back a week later with magazine under arm lookin forward to my unlimited footy, now this was a friday and true to form, he decides to give himeself a friday off after all its such a hard job packing the shelfs in this grotty little wagon.I was greeted by some dimwit 45 year old ignorant woman who was obviosly just working there for(* BAFM.) She picked up the magazine and couldnt answer me anything an her attitude was i couldnt give a *****. I just turned around and ran out of this shop before i expolded and say something i would regret. He is not the only gut in town who has a business and gives himself the friday off, well thats o.k. if you have good cover not a dusty springfield lookalike(80 comeback look).
My closing lines are there will be a pole or a russian, who will outgrow this small time lazy wanker and he is a great example of why our foriegn nationals will take over and i could name another handful of lazy irish pricks in this town with the same attitude.
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I don't know if its just me, or do you notice the predictability of the waterford Hen night. Picture yourself in Muldoons, sipping away, when youve guessed it,a big *****in chorus of OLE OLE OLE From Shaz and the gals, asking the d.j. for yeah you've guessed it, Cyndie Lauper, girls just wanna have fun, yeah too right on your own time *****.
Girls, please go to Amsterdam for a weekend, Cork,Dublin, Ballytruckle, try something new. Oh god, I almost forgot THE CONDOM ON THE BACK and the L plate.Well first up theres no girl in this town now who needs an L plate in the science of shagoligy and secondly, please use the condom on your back for future references and stop polluting our town with scanger newbies..
This posse of 12 riders will usually consist of x1 spy in the opposing in law camp, watching everything, X2 good lookers, who will be hated by the other members of the posse because they are good looking, also they have been let out on parole for the night by their psycho's boyfriend usually called MICKSY.Next up x3 KNOBDODGERS, who think they are above all of this fiasco, they only came to make the numbers up and are fed up of having their arse felt up all night, usually by pot bellied married men, who get an only get an erection at home if the wind is right.
Next up are at least x4 nymphs in this pact, feeling every arse in site, they only get out once a year, and by christ they want their flesh, usually a bouncers bell end.The next x2 are usually the older types, opposing mother in laws weighing each other up too much, that they don't enjoy the night.
A sing song linking arms, entering the chippy, a bit of saucy banter with the drunk idiots leering at them gleefully, a flash of a fishnet stocking, again saucy banter with the sexually oppressed taxi driver on the lift home before getting sick in his taxi.Another hen night yawn, and oh yeah a big kiss for MICKSY on returning home, he has waited up, surprise, surprise.sweet dreams yyyyaaaawwwnnnn !!!!
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IM sorry but does anyone know what that butt wipe billy o sullivan was banging on about boot camps on wlr ????????
i mean the old kickboxing crooner wouldnt boot snow off a rope!!
boot camps me arse ,
wats needed is a vigalante posse to take care of the little s*****bags that prey on our streets!!!
billy old boy well i would make you the new asbo warden!!!
warden willy!!!!!
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At last, I've something to be angry about. Yes, traffic wardens! My sister got back off holiday to find a summons on the door mat, for parking in a loading bay. Now my sister wouldn't fart in public for fear of breaking the law. i.e. she didn't ever park in a loading bay. So being a hero, i asked a warden if there could be a mistake. "Oh no, we have these computers that make us double check everything" was the reply i got. So off my sis trundles into the corpo only to find that the ticket was for a red golf and she has a silver Daewoo! Technology me arse. It works in the right hands, but give it to a dimwit and it don't. Go back to the pen and ink wardens!
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Does anyone know what the plans are for the old Gasworks down the Waterside? I believe at the moment they are excavating the site and sending some 40,000 tonnes of contaminated soil to Germany for incineration, (that's nice of us, isn't it?). If no plans are in the pipeline, (excuse the pun), i'd like to suggest that they turn it into a Boot Camp for all the little s*****bags that insist on wrecking this town of ours. I think Blaa knows the ones i mean, the ones that wrecked the sign at the entrance to St Herblain and the likes, the ones that think it's great to kick shit out of each other on a saturday night outside chippers, depriving us decent folk of a good stroll home, (god, i'm ranting again). Anyway, that's my suggestion. What does everyone else think?
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i know it's not very pc to speak of our refugee friends in a derogatory manor, but could somebody explain to me how the dark coulored gentleman with an address in the quay area of town, who was infront of me in the bank the other day, was able to withdraw five and a half grand......... refugees me arse!!!
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| Monday, March 27 | | · | Little fucking scumbag bastards! |
| Wednesday, March 08 | | · | PADDY WAGONS |
| Friday, February 03 | | · | Sonia shows true colours!!! |
| Monday, November 28 | | · | You gotta be Krindling me! |
| Tuesday, November 22 | | · | Crystal Globe Raffle |
| Sunday, September 18 | | · | Neil White-The next big thing! |
| Monday, July 25 | | · | If you think they lost their bottle, I found it for them! |
| Monday, June 13 | | · | Waterford United needs your help! |
| Tuesday, May 24 | | · | What a let down! |
| Sunday, May 08 | | · | Closed-due to God! |
| Friday, April 01 | | · | The Sligo ''Fawlty Towers'' Hotel. |
| Tuesday, March 29 | | · | Guess who's back |
| Wednesday, March 23 | | · | *****ing crap |
| Tuesday, March 22 | | · | Water shut off at night |
| Saturday, February 26 | | · | What's it all about? |
| · | do ye all think its safe |
| Friday, February 18 | | · | Common Sense |
| Wednesday, February 16 | | · | Manchester United Vs. Waterford 2/10/1968 |
| Tuesday, February 01 | | · | Freedom of speech |
| Wednesday, January 19 | | · | I DEMAND an apoligy from Sky News! |
| Sunday, January 16 | | · | Get real. |
| Wednesday, January 12 | | · | American Idiot |
| · | Gone to the Dogs again |
| Tuesday, January 11 | | · | We're a bunch of Knockers |
| · | Good ole Corpo again |
| Monday, January 10 | | · | Feckin Christmas Collections |
| Saturday, December 18 | | · | Where is the best "local" pub in Waterford city? |
| Tuesday, December 07 | | · | Martin Cullen |
| Tuesday, November 16 | | · | Hello, that's a round-about, they are your indicators, use them! |
| Sunday, November 07 | | · | An open letter to the city council. |
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