Why is it so hard to get what I want these days? Everyday it seems to be getting worse! I think that these days we are so preoccupied with what is fake we cannot remember what is real anymore.
The biggest gripe I have is with "BUTTER". Why, when you walk into a cafe, sandwich bar or deli, you cant get butter on your Blaa?
"But you can!", I hear you say! No, you can't you can only get some fucking horrible "spread", that tastes NOTHING like butter, but even if it did, it's STILL not butter!!! What really pisses me off is the minimum wage aul' wan behind the counter asking me if I want buttar on da?! When you ask have you real butter, all you ever get is a dirty look, followed by, "it's awel de saame boi!"
NAH, it's not all the same ye stupid cow!
What really takes the biscuit, is these spreads that have the real buttery taste, e.g. Utterly Butterly or I can't believe it's not butter. Listen, it's simple, if you want the buttery taste, buy fucking BUTTER! Ok, you might go for the others becauseit's healthier, but that's you, not me and I WANT BUTTER. By the way those butter substitutes are not better for you!
The same applies for low fat milk, caffine free coffee, diet Coke, etc. If I want something, I make it clear what I want, everyone does, but we are constantly been given SUBSTITUTES, I want the real thing.!
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