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Let's roll back the clock about 20 years, when I had no choice about anything, I just had to do whatever I was told to do and fucking like it! Let's go back to a time when you had the weekly murder session on the Sunday morning. Let's go back to a time when the noise, "Yupyet" was actually a word spouted out of the mouths of the believers, and was promptly followed by the screams of rebelliant 11 year olds all over the country, nay, the entire Christian world! Let's go back to the time when going to bed on Saturday night was filled with dread for the horrible ritual that was MASS on Sunday morning.
Dread fills my bones even thinking about it now! The thought of being DRAGGED to Killea church makes me feel physically sick as I type. the eyes of Dunmore East congregated upon you. I was being paranoid of course, but was I?! Don't get me wrong, it's nothing to do with Dunmore East itself, it's every community in Ireland. How many people there actually give a fiddler's fuck about God in there. The vast majority of the congregation are there to keep up appearances, to make sure they're seen, to show off how clean and tidy their own little angels are. The look of absolute mortification on their faces when all of a sudden their little angels become little demons is testament to this!
As you might have guessed I gave up this inane ritual many years ago. It was around the time when I started to question why we go to mass, and the traditional fight the entire family would have before mass, it made me realise that religion in general causes nothing but strife. On my scale it was only the squabbling but on a world-wide scale, religion has caused thousands of wars, millions of lives. It was this realisation that made me leave the church at half-time (communion), this eventually led to me only going to the church in the car, pretending to go in and then sitting in the car until the shite was over. Eventually we all got brave enough one day, to not go through the charade anymore. And I never looked back!
Strangely enough, I do believe that there is something more out there than we understand, which I suppose you could call God, but these stupid dumb-ass rituals that some people go through to try to please something that probably doesn't give a shit about us, it's just pure madness!
I have to say though I do get a buzz out of the gullible who have the lumps of mud on their foreheads at ash Wednesday! And Christmas is a great time to get pissed, and Easter is good for the chocolate.
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Re: What's it all about? (Score: 1)
by seanybiker on Sunday, February 27 @ 09:53:31 PST
(User Info | Send a Message) http://www.madblaa.com | Great post there mr blaa. I am in the same boat as you . But did you hear now that priests are against people getting married in a church if they dont go to church every week. I say Bolox to that. That means they want to make us feel guilty about riding before marriage, So guilty that they think we gonna go to mass so that we can get married. I dont like all those people who think just because they go to mass they are great one's and I'm a sinner. Balls to it God or whoever Forgives me for me sins. So by me not going to mass, God himself is the one that say's "tis ok boi. no bodder". religion is a great way to start a war. You can do anything with religion, start a war. rebel against whatver, on the grounds of religion.
Maybe if mass was not so *****ing boring and the priest had a laff or something I might go. Why not have Father Ted like priests. Sure why not. If he gets the crowds in us sinners shall repent and go to mass. Like ***** I will. I rather sit at home a watch
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Re: What's it all about? (Score: 1)
by peoplesbark on Monday, February 28 @ 08:45:32 PST
(User Info | Send a Message) | Talkin' about religion:
The seven dwarfs are in Rome and they go on a tour of the city. After a while they go to the Vatican and meet the pope. Grumpy, for once, seems to have a lot to say; he keeps asking the pontiff questions about the church, and in particular, nuns.
"Your Holiness, do you have any really short nuns?"
"No, my son, all our nuns are at least five feet tall."
"Are you sure? I mean, you wouldn't have any nuns that are, say, about my height? Maybe a little shorter?"
"I'm afraid not. Why do you ask?"
"No reason." Pause. "Positive? Nobody in a habit that's about three feet tall, two and a half feet tall?"
"I'm sure."
"Okay."
Grumpy looks dejected at this news, and the pope wonders why. So he listens to the dwarfs as they leave the building.
"What'd he say? What'd he say?" chant the other six dwarfs.
Grumpy says, "He said they don't have an
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Re: What's it all about? (Score: 0)
by Anonymous on Monday, February 28 @ 10:25:48 PST | Oh Boy Blaa,
Yes, I heard and saw you on that same road to Killea Chruch. i must say- that half mile walk uphill in Dunmore was only only good for the hangover on Sundays, it was a great way to work up the thirst for noon opening...
Whatever went on inside church don't ask me, we read sunday world and discussed drunkedness from previous night...for exactly 30 mins and headed for pub..
Hell...boy the routine was a religion all on it's own...like drinking is in Dunmore.
If some Muzzie Alkaydeh terrorist had said anything to us with those hangovers...boy there would have been some bating put on him....
I always wondered why the Prods' church was closer to village??? |
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Re: What's it all about? (Score: 1)
by QPRH8ter on Friday, March 04 @ 04:34:49 PST
(User Info | Send a Message) | I see your point alright and I'm glad you steered away from giving out about the faith itself. This is definately an individual thing personally I'm not sure what I think on the whole subject I just know the only time I ever enjoyed mass was years ago in St. Pauls on Saturday nights when they had a kind of gospel band and the church wouldd literally rock to OUR FATHER the whole place would sing along including all the adolesent teenagers.
I guess the bois in power thought that maybe people were enjoying it too much and pulled the plug.
The only other good thing I can remember about it is Fr. Keating from St. Pauls he seemed more down to earth than the other priests and not so mush Holier than thou kinda thing.
That all said how do priests expect us to go and listen to them preach to us about how to live our lives when so many of their kind have been involved in so many horrific crimes against people over the years? |
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