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THE BLAA SHOP IS OPEN The products are in USDOLLERS, so click the image below to convert.
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Hi Mad blaa. Mental-Patient calling from just outside Brussels. Coming home today after spending a few unwanted days over here.It is true what they say about this place.My god it is boring. There is one thing I can say, the beer is beautiful. It would have to be to make up for everything else.Most of the food is not very nice only for their filled french bread rolls which are amazing.Pissed rain for most of the time. Sun only starting to come out now. very expencive place too. just had to fork out 42euro for two breakfasts in the hotel.
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I took some time out of work last year, six months to be exact, and traveled to good old aus and southern asia for six months. When I was abroad i would keep up to date with the premiership matches thru ESPN the asian live football network. I was told by a guy from Cork that he had got this station at home on his dish for a one off payment 300 euros to be exact. Great i said to myself couldnt wait to get home and get this set up.
Of course true to form when I came home to our beloved town I asked people where to go and all roads led to pat toners humble den of of eastern promise i hoped.
When I entered this alladins cave, looking very like wandely wagan, I should have guessed, when I asked him the question
Did he hear of this system, he immediately suggested that I BUY a copy of satalite monthly so HE could see what I was talking about. Know i knew at this stage that i would have gotten more sense from judge the dog or forty coats, anyway i went to get this magazine in the book centre, only to be told it was not published anymore it became a new name, which eventually i obtained. Now why at this stage shold I be paying out after all if he was really interested in takin this job on and receive 300 euros for a days graft he should have a fair idea i taught to myself.
Anyway I went back a week later with magazine under arm lookin forward to my unlimited footy, now this was a friday and true to form, he decides to give himeself a friday off after all its such a hard job packing the shelfs in this grotty little wagon.I was greeted by some dimwit 45 year old ignorant woman who was obviosly just working there for(* BAFM.) She picked up the magazine and couldnt answer me anything an her attitude was i couldnt give a *****. I just turned around and ran out of this shop before i expolded and say something i would regret. He is not the only gut in town who has a business and gives himself the friday off, well thats o.k. if you have good cover not a dusty springfield lookalike(80 comeback look).
My closing lines are there will be a pole or a russian, who will outgrow this small time lazy wanker and he is a great example of why our foriegn nationals will take over and i could name another handful of lazy irish pricks in this town with the same attitude.
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I don't know if its just me, or do you notice the predictability of the waterford Hen night. Picture yourself in Muldoons, sipping away, when youve guessed it,a big *****in chorus of OLE OLE OLE From Shaz and the gals, asking the d.j. for yeah you've guessed it, Cyndie Lauper, girls just wanna have fun, yeah too right on your own time *****.
Girls, please go to Amsterdam for a weekend, Cork,Dublin, Ballytruckle, try something new. Oh god, I almost forgot THE CONDOM ON THE BACK and the L plate.Well first up theres no girl in this town now who needs an L plate in the science of shagoligy and secondly, please use the condom on your back for future references and stop polluting our town with scanger newbies..
This posse of 12 riders will usually consist of x1 spy in the opposing in law camp, watching everything, X2 good lookers, who will be hated by the other members of the posse because they are good looking, also they have been let out on parole for the night by their psycho's boyfriend usually called MICKSY.Next up x3 KNOBDODGERS, who think they are above all of this fiasco, they only came to make the numbers up and are fed up of having their arse felt up all night, usually by pot bellied married men, who get an only get an erection at home if the wind is right.
Next up are at least x4 nymphs in this pact, feeling every arse in site, they only get out once a year, and by christ they want their flesh, usually a bouncers bell end.The next x2 are usually the older types, opposing mother in laws weighing each other up too much, that they don't enjoy the night.
A sing song linking arms, entering the chippy, a bit of saucy banter with the drunk idiots leering at them gleefully, a flash of a fishnet stocking, again saucy banter with the sexually oppressed taxi driver on the lift home before getting sick in his taxi.Another hen night yawn, and oh yeah a big kiss for MICKSY on returning home, he has waited up, surprise, surprise.sweet dreams yyyyaaaawwwnnnn !!!!
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IM sorry but does anyone know what that butt wipe billy o sullivan was banging on about boot camps on wlr ????????
i mean the old kickboxing crooner wouldnt boot snow off a rope!!
boot camps me arse ,
wats needed is a vigalante posse to take care of the little s*****bags that prey on our streets!!!
billy old boy well i would make you the new asbo warden!!!
warden willy!!!!!
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Does anyone know what the plans are for the old Gasworks down the Waterside? I believe at the moment they are excavating the site and sending some 40,000 tonnes of contaminated soil to Germany for incineration, (that's nice of us, isn't it?). If no plans are in the pipeline, (excuse the pun), i'd like to suggest that they turn it into a Boot Camp for all the little s*****bags that insist on wrecking this town of ours. I think Blaa knows the ones i mean, the ones that wrecked the sign at the entrance to St Herblain and the likes, the ones that think it's great to kick shit out of each other on a saturday night outside chippers, depriving us decent folk of a good stroll home, (god, i'm ranting again). Anyway, that's my suggestion. What does everyone else think?
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i know it's not very pc to speak of our refugee friends in a derogatory manor, but could somebody explain to me how the dark coulored gentleman with an address in the quay area of town, who was infront of me in the bank the other day, was able to withdraw five and a half grand......... refugees me arse!!!
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I would just like to take the opportunity to say that there are too many little scumbag bastards in Waterford city! You know the kind, the ones hanging outside every community corner shop, every housing estate green, every goddamn inner-city wall that's 2 foot tall or less. Crouching around in their white hoodies, filthy ex-white runners, ragged blue track-ends with a mandatory white stripe, periodically peeping out the phlegm whatever kind of putrid shit coming out of their mouths, whether it verbal or bodily fluids.
The only bit of exercise the little scumbags get is riding other little scumettes, kicking balls against cars, shop windows or innocent bystanders, or perhaps causing some more bit of utterly mindless vandalism. One prime example is what I observed only last night.
On Saturday afternoon , I observed that the council had finally erected a little plaque between St. Herblain Park and the new estate beside it, Richardson's Meadow. I thought to myself, that looks nice, they made a effort with it anyway, nice black marble, gold engraved, fair play to them, I thought. But the bloody minded side of my nature also thought," I wonder how long it will last?". To my absolute disgust, it lasted less than a day!
The evil little retarded fucking cunts. I'm sorry but if I had the power of these little fuckers, they would have been beaten so badly they wouldn't recognise themselves in the mirror for the next 5 years. I would MAKE their parents PAY for the damage, every fucking cent, within a week.
It's TIME to bring in curfews, it's time to stop it all. Neighbourhood watch-my arse, people are too afraid to do anything or even report stuff, with good reason. These little bastards would think nothing of stabbing you or me. Even if I had of seen them, I would be afraid to throw them a dirty look!
It's time for the guards to have a constant presence in ALL of the "problem" neighbourhoods. They say they don't have the man-power, well give them the man-power, it would be worth it.
I HATE the fact I can't walk anywhere anymore because of the half-breed animals that live outside chippers, bookies and Spars, and I mean literally LIVING, as in pissing everywhere too, on the walls of these places. Drinking cans, begging for 50c, "for a phone call", when they ALL have mobiles. Or asking everyone passing to get cans or fags. Anyone under the age of 17 should NOT be out on the street after dusk, whether they be hoodie-scum OR long haired skate-scum.
What's your opinion on the little shits, leave a comment HERE
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Am I the only one who thinks that Sonia O'Sullivan has betrayed all of Ireland with her decision to become an Australian, just so she can compete in the commonwealth games? I always thought that the commonwealth games was only something that was set up by the British to give them the false idea that they still had some kind of empire, even though it crumbled beneath their feet decades ago.
Ireland refused to remain part of the commonwealth for very specific reasons back in the day. Australia on the other hand are still very much in love with the queen and she is still their head of state. So that would suggest to me that Sonia would readily bow to the queen, and for anyone still considers themselves Irish to this is unbelievable!!!!
She said she would never compete against Ireland in any way, but I'm sorry, as soon as she falls under any flag bearing the Union Jack, she is NO LONGER IRISH and should be asked to hand back her passport! I suppose the fact that she's from Queenstown (Cobh) might have something to do with it, given their history! I for one don't want to see here in green again for two reasons, one being all of the above, the other, well, she's CRAP!
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Lads, what the fuck is the story with people putting up their Christmas lights in November???
If you haven't seen any, and you're from the city, it doesn't really surprise me, because to be honest, there isn't that many, but I'm on the road most of the day and there are quite a few in country areas. I know a lot of you out there will probably say it's none of my business of I'm just being a scrooge or whatever, but I happen to think it is my business. If it wasn't my business, people shouldn't have the decorations on the outside for all to see. People think they "look pretty" of think other people like to see them. In actual fact, in my opinion anyway, they just look downright tacky!
Don't get me wrong, I like seeing them tastefully done and when it's closer to Christmas, but when they're totally in your face in fucking November, pisses me off, it's bad enough when we have to listen to CRAPPY Christmas songs in every shop you walk into, without seeing it when you look out your window.
And another thing, in this age of conservation, do none of these show-offs consider the amount of energy they're wasting every night, just so they might get a mention on WLR on Christmas eve or a picture of their monstrosity in the Waterford Today?
One more petty thing, like all of above I suppose but what the fuck do The Simpson's have to do with Christmas?
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What's the story with places that, in this day in age, still close on a Sunday? I'm seriously thinking changing my car, alas I'm feeling that Jeremy has had his day, to be honest, his NCT is up and I could be arsed going through the rigamaroll of all that shite. All I want to do is have a good strool around a few show rooms, but I can't, because its Sunday. I know that if I could go today, I would have a new car today, now i have to put it off for a week or so, because I'll be too busy during the week.
What is wrong with all of these companies? Is it that DON'T want to make money? Can they not see that the only day that a lot of people can do anything like this is on a Sunday. For a lot of retail businesses the only day where the real money is made is on the Sunday afternoon, when most people are free from the turmoil of work.
Also while I'm on the subject, what the fuck is the story with shops that still close for lunch? Ok I can understand the circumstances where there are staff shortages, especially with the near extortive minimum wage that has just come in. Ok, the minimum wage used to be necessary, but it's just getting ridicules now, it's going up in a disporpotionate rate to inflation every year (thus creating inflation!), how can the small man survive?
Oh, here's an idea, open the hours when you'll get the business!
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